Those little Rascals

Hay Bales are code for, uh, boobies!

My Hefty Pony, or Unicorn

make it click

Dude having a dip in Monet's garden, and a swan.

For this thing, which I don't have time to tell you about right now so stop asking. Jeeze loo wees.

Chickens are the new Chihuahuas

A thing for North and South about the recession.

bunchacrap

A few recent things. Milk for North and South, the rest for shiggles.

moving out

For those who were concerned about my accommodation status (that means you Fergus), this was an editorial illustration for Metro, not autobiographical. Thanks!

Gregs Instant Pud, 1955 to today.

rough...

and final...

smeltering bluff

Devil in blue Pyjamas

sensing bullcrap

For an article about the tv show Sensing Murder. And some spots to tag along with the text...

Click 'e for looksee.

Pearly whites versus dodgey chompers

Just finished this client thing. Final is cheap gouache paints and a bit of shellac underneath. Click for a better look-see.

Digital rough...

character tag team illo

Milk is for pussies

I have sketchbooks full of gag doodles, so I've decided to focus on turning them into final illos. Maybe i'll make a book or something. Anyone interested?

Here's some in rough form before I make them pretty...

Notice the reach-under?

Loos for everyone...

Okay, my loo is up for the vote on threadless. Go have a looksee. It's there for seven days. Cheers!

I is for Eye Poo

I've started another blog. It's a doodle blog in which i'll be posting a new entry every week day. Each entry will include a page of doodling/painting/scribbling etc created during the first hour after I wake. Hence the name Eye Poo which is a colloquial term for eye boogers, which is also a colloquial term for eye candy, eye toast, eye cheese, eye crust, eye mucus, sleepy poose, sleepy winks, crusties, sand etc etc. 

The correct term is dried Rheum. It's an amassment of discarded junk (dust, dirt, grease, spam etc) which the eye, or some little goblin guy/gal in the eye leaves on your lower lip for pick-up. There's aparently a japanese idiom that goes (and don't quote me on this)... Mekuso hanakuso o warau, which supposedly translates (like I said don't quote me, I just found it elsewhere) as something like "the nose bogeys laugh at the eye boogers." Similar to "the pot calling the kettle black", or "look unto others as you'd have them look unto you". 

Anyway, the blog is here... 

http://eyepoo.blogspot.com/

Enjoy

Great Train Robbery and Cactus.

Bought a new sketchbook yesterday, and today I broke it in. Perhaps this could be turned into a shirt? 

Click 'im for a better look-see

shirtiness

Just posted my first Threadless submission, you can click the thumbnail and go have a look-see, if you feel so inclined.  Update: It bombed. Back to the drawing-windowsill.